WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO HAVE A NICE HAT LIKE THAT, OR ONE OF THESE?

NEXT TIME YOU SEE A LOADY ASS PIRATE STUMBLING AROUND A FESTIVAL JUST GO RIGHT ON UP TO HIM AND SAY "HEY THAT'S A NICE HAT, WHERE'D YOU GET IT?"

girl-pirate model
















wizard model




 







YOU CAN'T HAVE THESE SPECIAL MODEL HATS, TOO BAD!
BUT, IF YOU SEND A LOT OF MONEY, PREFERABLY GOLD DUBLOONS, YOU CAN HAVE A DIFFERENT HAT